These are so funny!

by Peter Smith
(Ridgewood, NY)

-APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

-CA
Constant Acquisition

-CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

-COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

-DEC
Do Expect Cuts

-DOS
Defunct Operating System

-IBM
I Blame Microsoft

-ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

-LISP
Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses

-MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash, If Not, the Operating System Hangs

-MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

-MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

-OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too

-PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

-PnP
Plug and Pray

-SCSI
System Can't See It

-VISTA
Very Inconsistent System Try Another

-Windows
Will Install Needless Data on Whole System