CCENT Network Certification - Your start to being antisocial

The CCENT is an entry level certification. Your start to really play around with routers and other cool stuff. If you're a cheap bastard you will get sims instead of the real thing to help you study. Shame on you.

If you are a cool dude you will totally lose yourself in your lab, not coming out until your food supplies run out.

You will totally forget what people are. "People? What people," you will say. "I have my routers, switches, multiple screens and multiple computers to hug. I even stroke my ethernet cables fondly."

But...

Having a home lab isn't only about the hardware.

It's also about food.

You gotta eat. Choose foods like pizza to sustain you, coffee to keep you awake so you can play with your lab longer and have plenty of sugar stuff around - will keep you constantly hyped up.

It's also about software

You need to have msn. You can't totally alienate yourself from the human race. But there is no need either to see them face to face.

Some people will say you are a total loser and can't get laid. They are envious. Remind them who needs sex when you have a CISCO ROUTER. Don't put a question mark at the end of your sentence. You are not asking them - you are stating a fact.

And if they continue to argue with you? Why are you talking to humans anyway? Why aren't you in your home lab? Go there immediately. As you are walking away throw something someone once said (it's ok to say it, it's not copyrighted or anything). "Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."