MCSE certification program - nothings says "I'm King", better than this cert

As John Lehman once said, "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat".

Once you go through the whole MCSE certification program and become The Expert - a Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer (stand still so we can bow to you), you know that you have finally done something right in your life.

By studying for this cert you will learn how to analyze the business requirements for the system architecture. But the real power comes from having the experience to do stuff like that.

When you are in a position to analyze what a business needs and provide solutions
- then you know you are in the money.

But because all this is sooo easy to get to your head. Keep yourself grounded by reading these funny MCSE abbreviations...

Mad Consultants Slurping Ethanol
Microsoft Certified Slave of the Empire
Migraine Suckage Extravaganza
Minesweeper Consultant / Solitaire Expert
Morons Crudely Simulating Expertise
My Career's So Expensive
Microsoft Certified Shutdown Engineer
Must Consult Someone Experienced

But don't listen to what they say. They are just jealous of you.

As an MCSE you will be able to do all sorts of cool stuff

Like signing autographs for one. Having your hair stroked from adoring fans, for second. But when you feel your head becoming bigger than your bottom, then it's time to read through the funny abbreviations above to come back to earth.

You don't have to be crazy to go through the MCSE certification program - but it helps

You are not a paper MCSE who will sit for the exams having brain dumped and not knowing his network from his printer. You will study for all the grueling exams on your own merit and only after you have had experience in the industry. Because you are a genius. And...

There is no great genius without some touch of madness - Seneca.

So allow yourself to become temporarily insane while you are studying for these monster exams. Because that's when you reach the other side, grasshopper, the side of being a cool MCSE certified dude or dudette.