Linux Certifications - Knowledge that helps you understand jokes

If you have linux certifications it means you have finally crossed over. What took you so long? With that, comes many privileges. Now you can finally understand the Linux vs Microsoft jokes... stuff like...

Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.

Linux, DOS, Windows NT -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Type cat vmlinuz > /dev/audio to hear the Voice of God.

Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

The box said "Windows 98 or better" - so I installed Linux

But not only that....

With your new found knowledge, you can make up jokes of your own.

Of course you don't abandon Microsoft altogether. You still need to feel part of the human race. So give yourself permission to be a closet Linux fanatic and you will have friends on both sides.