Computer Terms - Are so funny

Our mind is one big entertainment system. When I'm bored I come up with funny computer terms and computer abbreviations. Or at least, I think they are funny which is the only thing that counts really. These inspirational nuggets of delight come to me when I'm in boring places like the dentist's and make me LOL which makes other people think I'm insane.. which I am really. I'm an IT professional.

You know how you can take something serious and totally f*** is up? Yeah, well that's my aim in this section of the website. Let's totally f*** them up and laugh like idiots!

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Make us LOL and ROTFL with your computer terms. Even tell us how you came up them to really show us how you have nothing better to do with your time :) Genius is being able to think outside the box.

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