Computer Jokes

Clueless users, overconfident programmers, techies that screw up... My goal with this section of the website is to include all aspects of computer jokes for your enjoyment.

Whether they are made up or come from your real live experiences - they are both funny. Being a IT professional, spending every moment of your day with these machines is something to be proud of but also laugh at. So lets start laughing!

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Make us LOL and if your joke is sooo good, we will even ROTFL - in either case, we will come to understand your genius and bow to you.

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Now, describe the problem accurately:
____________________________

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Subject: *** TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE ***
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